Posted 14 minutes ago

poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

Posted 15 minutes ago
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dennys:

nonstaff:

What’s up with the denny’s tumblr? Does a national restaurant chain really need to post such stupid stuff?

I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

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seifukucat:

sir could you just calm down for a second

(Source: appil)

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surprisebitch:

THATS THE SPIRIT

(Source: malumsau)

Posted 11 hours ago

falpalforlifee:

fuckyeahsexyjimmyfallon:

#oh look there goes my pants

what was that popping noise?
oh that was my ovaries sorry

(Source: war-horse-can-dance)

Posted 11 hours ago

automatically:

if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.

Posted 11 hours ago

surebrahh:

I blame josh for me being so sarcastic

Posted 11 hours ago
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thesugarhole:

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside

(Source: thesugarhole)