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mikasil:

why do people freak out when they see a part of my bra or my stomach like what did you think was under my shirt?? a tank??? the great wall of china???? popular korean artist park jae sang also known as psy????????

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0laura0:

Matthew Gray Gubler for Laura. Happy birthday! 

Thank you Rachel, “Matthew Gray Gubler for Laura” sounds great to me :D

(Source: crimnatic)

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reallylameblog:

what if garbage was spelled like garbij

(Source: imreallycoolandfriendly)

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rupsidaisy:

pizzaforpresident:

firemen:

my follower count is my birth year

did you know jesus personally?

slam DUNKED

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What's your favorite thing someone else drew?
ferpykins asked

iguanamouth:

image

definitely this

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best-of-memes:

When I find the perfect rock on the ground to add to my rock collection

image

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fagbarbie:

steal her style: Ina Garten

denim shirt: woven from Egyptian grown cotton and died with the  wildest indigo grown in South Carolina 

pearl earrings: gathered from the bottom of the Persian Gulf

tomatoes: picked fresh from the finest gardens in Italy during the winter’s harvest

but if you can’t store bought is fine

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keystonecougar:cautioncat:sizvideos:

Video

Okay this is cute.

this is how you prank

Posted 9 hours ago

when a bomb is about to go off in a movie

  1. bomb: 0:05
  2. five minutes later
  3. bomb: 0:04
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tealtigress:

Steal his look: Nicholas Cage

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officialburger:

im not like other teenagers, im 51

Posted 1 day ago
  1. operator: 911, please hold.
  2. me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
  3. murderer: ok