Posted 3 days ago

mightyboy7:

remember when nickelodeon picked the worst possible name for their halloween sweepstakes

(Source: theporygontrail)

Posted 3 days ago

fluerly:

im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me

Posted 3 days ago

moist-ashes:

when i’m saying bye to my queer friend

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Posted 3 days ago
wolfbruh:

so thats what its called

wolfbruh:

so thats what its called

(Source: danbutt)

Posted 3 days ago
Posted 3 days ago

skypestripper:

hearing a story thats obviously made up

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Posted 3 days ago
would lenin be any good at basketball
Anonymous asked

friendshipandlabor:

Now, his shooting form is fucked up. I don’t know why his left arm is so low, it looks like he probably didn’t even use it to guide the ball. His right hand is releasing wayyyy lower than you want to be. He probably had no arc on his shot. His legs look completely straight and not bent, so that’s a negative too. That ball looks like it’s gonna brick off the back of the rim so, from studying this play, it looks like Lenin was not a baller. 

Posted 3 days ago

So excited to be here hosting Saturday Night Live!

(Source: jeangrye)

Posted 3 days ago

spannish lessions w/ milo

ka-ka-ka-kanaya:

"i want a blowjob"

quiero una biblia

"call a prostitute"

llama a la monja

"where is the strip club"

donde esta la iglesia

"i want to get laid"

quiero leer la palabra de dios

(Source: z-ojja)

Posted 3 days ago

earthdad:

after seeing quite a titty 

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Posted 4 days ago

toothpac:

look someone wrote a book about me

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Posted 4 days ago
missjacksonifyounasty:

sh0rtybangbang:

xomyexistence:

How

R these even real people ??

Stop it

missjacksonifyounasty:

sh0rtybangbang:

xomyexistence:

How

R these even real people ??

Stop it

(Source: gif-guy)

Posted 6 days ago

milthanks:

vinegod:

how i feel when i wear glasses vs how i feel without them. by AlliCattt

where’s her oscar because this is a full movie in 6 seconds

Posted 1 week ago

postllimit:

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

(Source: postllimit)

Posted 1 week ago

tweedleedlee:

anyway here’s wonderwall

(Source: grossaustralian)