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actualcannibalfeferipeixes:

mATH HOMEWORK???

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS

(Source: teamgais)

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hotwhiteguy:

if i was a ghost id help little kids with math and throw vases at mean people

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guldo:

IM FUCKIN CRYING

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bloody-nips:

when you accidentally make a baby cry and you don’t know what to do to get it to stop

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(Source: slimydad)

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"I don’t have a problem with gay people I just don’t want them throwing it in my face"

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Uh…… you mean like this?

wow. let it be known that tumblr legitimately changed my opinion on something today.

I’m sorry but is there an advert about toilet paper in there. They are legitimately trying to sex up toilet paper.

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senpai-aleksandr:

communistbakery:

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

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(Source: communistbakery)

Posted 1 day ago

slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

Posted 1 day ago

averagefairy:

u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise

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thedisneyfan:

matching icons for u and ur friends

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amypoehler:

Everything about Amy Poehler is impishly angelic. This delightful juxtaposition runs deeply through her comedy, as well, starting with the stark contrast between her appearance and love of raunchy humor. A Massachusetts native, expletives come naturally to her. She follows each shocking and Boston-accented “f*ckin’ asshole” (words she has uttered on many talk shows, to the audience’s delight) with a full-bodied and gleeful laugh. “Poehler’s laugh begins as a chuckle and crescendos to a side-splitting guffaw,” describes Sean Evans of the Daily News. However, her adorableness is not cloyingly sweet nor that of a girlish people-pleaser, but rather a misleading outer appearance that makes her raunchiness and ridiculousness all the more comedic. x

happy birthday, amy! (16.09.1971)

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proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

(Source: proctalgia)

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belugaqueen:

I’ve been laughing for 7 thousand years

belugaqueen:

I’ve been laughing for 7 thousand years

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07v:

this is it. this is the whole show

07v:

this is it. this is the whole show

Posted 1 day ago